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Because News is Canada's funniest news quiz. Host Gavin Crawford quizzes comedians and celebrities about the headlines. Get tickets for Season 12!

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    All the President's Butts (Featuring Nicki Minaj)
  • Oct 30, 2026 · 27 min

    All the President's Butts (Featuring Nicki Minaj)

    Trump won’t stop talking about butts during important election rallies. B.C.’s former premier David Eby made a political oopsie for the ages, and now “accidental premier” Lorne…

  • Oct 23, 2026 · 27 min

    The Referendum Is Over. What Will the Russian Bots Do Now?

    Post-referendum, Premier Danielle Smith sings “It’s My Party and I’ll Comply If I Want To.” A drone delivered McDonald’s to a Quebec prison in what could only be the happiest of…

  • Oct 16, 2026 · 27 min

    The Unquenchable Canadian Thirst for the Backstreet Boys

    Not quite live, but still full price: Canadians paid big to see rapper Sidhu Moose Wala as a hologram. A new book calls Trump’s America an “Unreliable Boyfriend.” So, how should we…

  • Oct 9, 2026 · 27 min

    Canadians Are Buying ALL the Sour Puss Liquor

    Favourite quiz rounds about food… if you consider booze, chips, and lobster to be the main food groups! Giving thanks for some of our favourite panellists on this Thanksgiving…

  • Oct 2, 2026 · 29 min

    Did You Eat the Pesticide Berries of 2024?

    Turns out washing your berries doesn't make a big difference. Alberta Wants to Know: Who’s an Albertan? We try to decipher the confusing referendum questions. Now you need all the…

  • Sep 25, 2026 · 27 min

    AI Might Kill Us. Is That Bad?

    AI might kill us in only ten years; take that, climate change! “Copium” is now in the dictionary, but everything is fine, really. Star hockey goalie Connor Hellebuyck wants to be…

  • Sep 18, 2026 · 27 min

    The EU is thirsty for Canada: French with Benefits?

    Canada’s in a “situationship” with the EU. Mark Carney wants to sell you an airport. Manitoba makes daily gym mandatory and that’s our literal nightmare. Gavin Crawford quizzes…

  • Sep 11, 2026 · 27 min

    Canada’s Secret Trade Weapon: Toilet Paper

    America needs our TP. It’s time to hold the roll, Canada. We have counter-tarriffed capes, cloaks and breeches. Apologies, aristocrats. Quebec has a Celine Dion lotto ticket: My…

  • Sep 5, 2026 · 1 min

    Because News is back on Friday September 11!

    Season 12 of Because News is back with Gavin Crawford! Subscribe on your favourite podcast app, or check out new episodes on CBC Listen.

  • Sep 4, 2026 · 27 min

    Should we leave Trudeau alone?

    Teenage Dream or PR Scheme? The Justin Trudeau x Katy Perry romance has got Canada shaking its head. DAHHHH Blue Jays win! And the team tries to seal the Honmoon with a new…

  • Aug 28, 2026 · 27 min

    The phantom separatists of Alberta

    Who is behind all these fake Alberta separatists on YouTube? They can’t even pronounce “Regina” correctly. The Tragically Hip is now a musical and there’s a real connection to…

  • Aug 21, 2026 · 27 min

    The gender fart gap

    Artemis II breaks a record and a toilet. A new app is changing the way we run away from angry Canada geese. Polymarket and Kalshi are letting people test their luck and bucks on…

  • Aug 14, 2026 · 27 min

    The secret to aging faster

    Difficult people age you faster, so Trump has made us all ancient. This week, when he needed backup in Iran, his allies said, “New phone, who dis?” Taylor Swift fans at her…

  • Aug 7, 2026 · 27 min

    RIP Frozen juice

    Will the Minions be banished…from the Olympics? Will Alberta betray Canada and join the US? Will Jean Chrétien and Stephen Harper form an alliance? Plot twist, what is ski-mo? Has…

  • Jul 31, 2026 · 27 min

    Middle powers unite!

    Why did Mark Carney get a standing ovation at DAVOS? Should Canada be “grateful” to Donald Trump? Is Greenland, Iceland? Which Canadian is going to space? How is Muskoka and Ottawa…

  • Jul 24, 2026 · 27 min

    When marketing a blockbuster goes too far

    Wicked is impossible to avoid, even on this podcast. “Quiet, Piggy” did not rank in the most-used words of the year, but parasocial did. Why was it chosen as the word of 2025? A…

  • Jul 17, 2026 · 27 min

    Could there be a fourth traffic light colour?

    Our panellists beg: please, Santa, do not bring us a Christmas election. Red, yellow and green traffic lights are outdated because a fourth colour might be added to intersections…

  • Jul 10, 2026 · 27 min

    The art heist that captivated the world

    The world is so bleak the Louvre heist feels like a happy story. Whatever will become of Napoleon’s family jewels? And please donate to our Go Jays Gofundme so we can get World…

  • Jul 3, 2026 · 27 min

    Chinese EVs are on their way!

    In peaceful Nova Scotia, elites will take refuge in a cold war-era bunker to escape the end times. Not a bad way to go! K-Pop Demon Hunters takes down Squid Game.The double date is…

  • Jun 26, 2026 · 27 min

    Olivia Rodrigo’s Femme Summer is here

    Canada is in the knockout round in the World Cup. Mosquito buckets are trending. Calgary’s Cowboys Festival and the mayor had an Alberta-sized beef. Stampede eats make us hungry…

  • Jun 19, 2026 · 27 min

    Why is everything protein-packed now?

    Rush is back with a sick new drummer, and fans are impressed. J.D. Vance has a new book about Catholicism, and the reviews are not good. Have we taken the protein craze too far now…

  • Jun 12, 2026 · 27 min

    Bravo, Vancouver, you’re the best World Cup city

    Trump hosts a massive cage match at the White House, and only military hotties are invited. Canada’s job at the FIFA World Cup is to party and maybe win one game? Meet the tick…

  • Jun 5, 2026 · 27 min

    Receding, shrinking, stalling. It’s not your man, it’s the economy

    Pierre Poilievre wants to Uno-Reverse a decade of Liberal policy. It’s 1973 again, with high inflation, soaring gas prices and separatist talk. Canadian teens tease Trump with…

  • May 29, 2026 · 32 min

    To separate or not to separate, that is Danielle’s question

    Premier Danielle Smith thinks B.C. ports are Canada’s ports, so who owns Alberta’s oil? Pope Leo takes aim at AI. What does the world’s oldest English poem sound like? The secret…

  • May 22, 2026 · 33 min

    Montreal Canadiens fans triggered an actual earthquake reading

    Thanks to Laufey, 2026 could be the year of the Wasians. The people of France are drinking more beer than wine. The best Canadian film you’ve never heard of has already won…

  • May 15, 2026 · 27 min

    Because Tunes: songs of the summer

    No audience, just anthems in this episode. We travel back in time to our favourite songs of the summer. One of them is a comeback from a UK popstar. Another from a group of Irish…

  • May 8, 2026 · 34 min

    Is the US weaponizing dolphins to win the war?

    America will not confirm or deny using kamikaze dolphins in war. Seriously. The Toronto Tempo has officially arrived as Canada’s first WNBA team. How will Drake manage to make this…

  • May 2, 2026 · 56 min

    Weekend laughs from The Big Five

    The Big Five answers the most pressing question of our time: what are the “Big 5” of any given category? Not the best 5. Not the top 5. Not anyone’s favourite 5. But objectively…

  • May 1, 2026 · 31 min

    Move over Sephora girls, the boys are cologne obsessed

    Teenage boys are buying designer colognes that cost more than their allowance. Ontario schools must now teach Grade 10 students a new skill: financial literacy. Prime Minister Mark…

  • Apr 24, 2026 · 36 min

    Can you spot the fake Alberta separatists?

    Who is behind all these fake Alberta separatists on YouTube? They can’t even pronounce “Regina” correctly. The Tragically Hip is now a musical and there’s a real connection to…

  • Apr 17, 2026 · 34 min

    Trump vs. the Pope: This time it’s biblical

    Justin Trudeau took Katy Perry to Coachella, and now he never has to talk to Trump again. Well played, JT. Trump poses as Jesus Christ, then picks a fight with the Pope. Imagine…

  • Apr 10, 2026 · 37 min

    Artemis II is rich in Moon Joy and maple cookies

    Artemis II breaks a record and a toilet. A new app is changing the way we run away from angry Canada geese. Polymarket and Kalshi are letting people test their luck and bucks on…

  • Apr 2, 2026 · 27 min

    Sip happens: are beer bottles going extinct?

    We pour one out in memory of Moosehead's iconic green bottle. Are British Columbia's bagpipers the best in the world? (After Scotland, of course.) Science says childhood ends at…

  • Mar 27, 2026 · 36 min

    Canada lost to America…in happiness ratings?!

    There are the happiest countries, and then there’s Canada. The Blue Jays are back, and pitcher Max Scherzer is using the piano to rehab his wonky thumb. AI is killing entry-level…

  • Mar 20, 2026 · 33 min

    Science confirms it: Trump is taking years off our lives

    Difficult people age you faster, so Trump has made us all ancient. This week, when he needed backup in Iran, his allies said, “New phone, who dis?” Taylor Swift fans at her…

  • Mar 13, 2026 · 30 min

    Gen Z is saving the mall one selfie at a time

    Gen Z loves the mall because it’s “phygital.” What does that even mean? Something from the ’70s is back and it’s not a good thing. Trump gifted his staff shoes that are way too…

  • Mar 6, 2026 · 29 min

    Microwave clocks in B.C. can relax: the end of daylight saving time

    British Columbia says pick a time and stick to it. But is a darker morning and a lighter night what people really want? Mark Carney has officially been in charge for a year. He’s…

  • Feb 27, 2026 · 30 min

    The U.S Men’s hockey team wins gold in being garbage

    Which two hockey players may never live down going to the White House? St. John’s confirms “storm fatigue” is real so we use Big Bird as a unit of measurement for all that…

  • Feb 20, 2026 · 33 min

    Canadians know all about 'double touching'

    Why are health-conscious men eating boy kibble? Are Canadian curlers the real villains at the Olympics? Is ‘Janice’ our best chance at negotiating with the US? What new awkward…

  • Feb 13, 2026 · 27 min

    Thanks evolution, racoons are getting cuter

    Canadian sea wolves are so smart they hunt with nets. How’d they get so clever? Because they’re not stressed. (Must be nice, sea wolf.) Is parenting children the same as owning…

  • Feb 6, 2026 · 36 min

    Cold-case: Who murdered frozen juice?

    Will the Minions be banished…from the Olympics? Will Alberta betray Canada and join the US? Will Jean Chrétien and Stephen Harper form an alliance? Plot twist, what is ski-mo? Has…

  • Jan 30, 2026 · 33 min

    Why is everyone obsessed with 2016?

    Remember when Trump wasn’t president yet? What do Stranger Things, Pokemon GO, and Rihanna’s ANTI have in common? Why is ICE at the Olympics? What did Neil Young give to Greenland?…

  • Jan 23, 2026 · 37 min

    Canada goes to DAVOS, the cottage…and the moon?

    Why did Mark Carney get a standing ovation at DAVOS? Should Canada be “grateful” to Donald Trump? Is Greenland, Iceland? Which Canadian is going to space? How is Muskoka and Ottawa…

  • Jan 16, 2026 · 27 min

    Carney and China: Heated Rivalry?

    Can Carney improve trade relations with China without angering Donald Trump? How is Canada saving the Olympics in Milano? Did Canada’s skeleton team commit foul play? Nova Scotia…

  • Jan 9, 2026 · 36 min

    Joe Rogan for Best Podcast: Golden Globes snub?

    Did Trump really kidnap Venezuela’s president and should Costco run the country now? Why is this toilet from CES calling people and costs $7000? Will a Labubu-inspired tactic bring…

  • Jan 2, 2026 · 27 min

    The Quebecois Simpsons is dead. Long live Les Simpson

    Albania has a creepy AI politician that says we hurt its feelings by saying its not human. All Gavin wanted for Christmas was a Chinese electric vehicle, but no luck.

  • Dec 26, 2025 · 27 min

    Remembering COVID holidays: no guests, no travel, no pants

    Someone got fined for Zombie Christmas decorations but our comedians have no problem with it. We re-play a round from Covid holidays when every country had crazy socializing rules…

  • Dec 20, 2025 · 28 min

    Candles & Tom Cruise from The Debaters

    The Debaters is the hit show where comedians go toe-to-toe in a battle of laughs and logic. It’s part stand-up, part quiz show and part comedy competition, with the live audience…

  • Dec 19, 2025 · 30 min

    Person of the Year? Maybe Not. But 50 Cent is Hater of the Year.

    The world is bleak so here’s a quiz about happy news. Gavin quizzes his comedians on what Martha Stewert says is acceptable for your holiday party, but the panel has no love for…

  • Dec 12, 2025 · 33 min

    Wayne's World: Gretzky mispronounces countries at World Cup draw

    At the World Cup draw, Trump was given a medal, a trophy and danced to YMCA. Oh yeah, and Canada drew a decent group of competitors. Face-off, pants off - there’s a new steamy…

  • Dec 5, 2025 · 33 min

    So… Are we all officially breaking up with Ticketmaster?

    Franklin The Turtle was co-opted by Team Trump and now our childhoods are ruined. We’ve all reached our breaking point with Ticketmaster but Olivia Dean did something about it…

  • Nov 28, 2025 · 35 min

    We talk about Canada-US news but spare you from hearing Donald Trump’s voice

    A truck full of “Nutcracker” ballet sets is stolen, disappointing both cast and crooks. The US Ambassador to Canada is making headlines for being kind of undiplomatic. One American…

  • Nov 21, 2025 · 27 min

    Wicked: the movie you learned about against your will

    Wicked is impossible to avoid, even on this podcast. “Quiet, Piggy” did not rank in the most-used words of the year, but parasocial did. Why was it chosen as the word of 2025? A…

  • Nov 14, 2025 · 27 min

    Last year Sesame Street was evicted and we're still not over it

    HBO is getting out of children’s programming? We didn’t know it was into it. Beers are getting smaller in the UK. The most popular names of 2025 all sound like the Golden Girls…

  • Nov 7, 2025 · 33 min

    Finance Minister channels South Park energy in new budget

    Our panellists beg: please, Santa, do not bring us a Christmas election. Red, yellow and green traffic lights are outdated because a fourth colour might be added to intersections…

  • Oct 31, 2025 · 27 min

    Trump’s effort to avoid Carney ends in candlelit meal

    The Art of the Meal: Trump tries to avoid Carney but ends up dining with him. The sauna business is luring new clients - all part of its plan to gross 1.77 billion dollars…

  • Oct 24, 2025 · 35 min

    Are the thieves selling the Louvre jewels to pay for Blue Jays tickets?

    The world is so bleak the Louvre heist feels like a happy story. Whatever will become of Napoleon’s family jewels? And please donate to our Go Jays Gofundme so we can get World…

  • Oct 17, 2025 · 32 min

    The Blue Jays’ biggest streak this week? Swearing on air

    Teenage Dream or PR Scheme? The Justin Trudeau x Katy Perry romance has got Canada shaking its head. DAHHHH Blue Jays win! And the team tries to seal the Honmoon with a new…

  • Oct 10, 2025 · 27 min

    Mark Carney carves out more money for the military

    Gavin clears the table of depressing headlines to serve up a "High-IQ" Thanksgiving episode. He revisits quiz rounds where we actually learned something, like figuring out Prime…

  • Oct 3, 2025 · 27 min

    Priyanka strikes a pose while Canada Post just strikes

    Canada Post is having an “existential crisis” (who isn't?) Westjet adds a new fee to flying but says it’s all about “refreshing” our options. Teachers in Alberta are set to walk…

  • Sep 26, 2025 · 32 min

    Notoriously feeble President urges women to "tough it out"

    In lieu of Tylenol, the makers of “Suck-it-up” are proud to present “Tough-it-out”! Moosehead beers says goodbye to its iconic green bottle. A famous Canadian toy is a finalist for…

  • Sep 19, 2025 · 35 min

    Bad Bunny... Good guy?

    Bad Bunny kisses off the United States and Martha Chaves tells America “give us back our food and mojitos.” The Blue Jays are better than anyone thought. Albania's newest Cabinet…

  • Sep 12, 2025 · 32 min

    Mark Carney is acting like Kermit the Frog

    In peaceful Nova Scotia, elites will take refuge in a cold war-era bunker to escape the end times. Not a bad way to go! K-Pop Demon Hunters takes down Squid Game.The double date is…

  • Sep 5, 2025 · 33 min

    The Very Hung Caterpillar and other banned Alberta books

    Are Alberta’s school libraries actually full of porn? Is Donald Trump still alive? Quebecers grieve the loss of Les Simpsons. Scott Thompson reveals why highland dancing is not…

  • Jun 27, 2025 · 1 min

    Because Summer Vacation! See you in September!

    Because News will be off for the summer! We'll be back in September, so keep an eye out for tickets to be posted soon at BecauseNews.ca The radio will be airing our favourite…

  • Jun 20, 2025 · 30 min

    Tom Hearn is still paying off Beyoncé

    This week on Because News with Gavin Crawford, the G7 meets and one leader bolts early (wonder which one?) Meanwhile, back in Canada, Drake finds out Jagmeet Singh was at a…

  • Jun 13, 2025 · 32 min

    Kris Siddiqi gets juiced for the Enhanced Games

    Enhanced athletes, enhanced armies, and maybe a slightly enhanced Gavin? This week, Because News brings you a panel featuring Kris Siddiqi, Martha Chavez, and Craig Lauzon tackling…

  • Jun 6, 2025 · 28 min

    Brandon Ash-Mohammed believes in Carney Claus

    This week on Because News, we're joined by Brandon Ash-Mohammed, Jan Caruana and Courtney Gilmour. It was a busy news week as the premiers met in Saskatoon where Doug Ford made a…

  • May 30, 2025 · 39 min

    Andrew Phung says 'Night Bro' to The Bay

    This week, Because News does a collective curtsy as King Charles graces Canada with a royal visit. But does anyone actually care? Host Gavin Crawford puts panellists Emma Hunter…

  • May 22, 2025 · 27 min

    Best of Because News: Billionaires

    Let's check in on the super-rich and why they're creeping into our newsfeed. Featuring Eric Peterson, Martha Chaves, Tom Howell, Alice Moran and Jim Cuddy of Blue Rodeo.

  • May 16, 2025 · 35 min

    Is Craig Lauzon DOING IT?

    This week, our panel finds out who's actually fresh faced in Carney's cabinet, we hear about Trump's MAGA bank full of spunk, and who's absolute dynamite on the baseball diamond…

  • May 9, 2025 · 31 min

    Ivan Decker also thinks the President is 'transformational'

    It's a Eurovision extravaganza! This week the panel talks about Carney's latest performance, Europe's largest music contest, and the possible Alberta referendum. Featuring Ivan…

  • May 2, 2025 · 36 min

    Alice Moran shows up in a dress made of hockey cards

    Election hangover edition. Panel talks potential new Pope, Mark Carney’s victory speech, and the latest millionaire venture: sperm racing. Featuring Eric Peterson, Alice Moran and…

  • Apr 25, 2025 · 27 min

    Brandon Ash-Mohammed can't wait to watch Canada Shore

    Bring home the Cup! The panel shares their excitement for possibly an all Canadian NHL final. Also, they comment on the political ads right before election, as well as Canada’s…

  • Apr 17, 2025 · 27 min

    Best of Because News: Local News Stories

    From a whistling champion in Saskatoon to annoyed BC bylaw officers in B.C., let’s see if your hometown made the cut. Susan Kent, Kris Siddiqi, Andy Cheng, Alice Moran and more…

  • Apr 11, 2025 · 30 min

    Martha Chaves has a chicken to ride

    The panel spends a disruptive night at A Minecraft Movie with "Scotty Screamer" and "Felicity Faces Fines". Later they snitch some neighbours out to a proposed Canadian tax task…

  • Apr 4, 2025 · 30 min

    Entering the Manosphere with Chris Locke

    Bust out your tiny charts. The panel squints at Trump's tariff plan, meets with Puss in Boots on the Canadian campaign trail, and learns how to "rise and grind" with an ice bath…

  • Mar 27, 2025 · 27 min

    Best of Because News: A Cluesical Spectacular

    You’re going to be hearing some of our favourite Altered Lyrics including our latest hit "Fentanyl Czar." This episode features Jan Caruana, Andrew Phung, Chris Sandiford and more.

  • Mar 21, 2025 · 27 min

    Eric Peterson mixes with Canadian Rye

    Our panellists pack their bags for a thrilling trip down the Trans-Canada Highway. Along the way, they'll play a round of 'voting district or diva' and debate the true…

  • Mar 14, 2025 · 27 min

    Jean Yoon says 'Oh, hi Mark!' to new PM Carney

    Our panellists find out what a 'Tesler' is, consider what raccoons can teach us about tariff negotiations, and get squeaky with it in a round of Mouse News. Featuring Alice Moran…

  • Mar 7, 2025 · 30 min

    Quizzing Canadian with Jeopardy champ Mattea Roach

    The panel gets grilled on Trump Steaks, blasts off with Blue Origin rocket theories, and pitches an idea for a heavenly new soap opera. Featuring Ajahnis Charley, Jan Caruana, and…

  • Feb 28, 2025 · 34 min

    Jennifer Whalen gets critical about minerals

    Time to get down to bismuth! Our panel finds out if uranium is real, checks in on the Duolingo owl, and debates what Canada's next prime minister should bring to a knife fight…

  • Feb 27, 2020 · 1 min

    Introducing Because News

    Need group therapy for the news? This is the podcast for you. New episodes every Friday. Follow Because News: https://www.tiktok.com/@cbcbecausenews…