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All the President's Butts (Featuring Nicki Minaj)

October 30, 2026 · 27 min

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In this episode of Because News, host Gavin Crawford and panelists Martha Chavez, Emma Hunter, and Tom Howell dissect the week's absurd headlines with sharp comedic analysis. The episode opens with Donald Trump's bizarre campaign trail antics, including his proposal to rename the Pacific Ocean the "American Ocean" (despite it not touching Europe), mispronouncing "boeuf" as "boif," and spending an inordinate amount of time publicly commenting on men's bodies—most memorably complimenting Nicki Minaj's appearance at a rally. The panel explores Trump's potential blame game if Republicans lose the midterms, with the CBC reporting he may blame Canada. Barack Obama counters by defending Canada's contributions to America, crediting the country with Martin Short and maple syrup. The episode then shifts to British Columbia politics, where "accidental premier" Lorne Doerkson unexpectedly won a landslide election after interim leadership, demonstrating the Napoleonic principle of not interrupting your enemy's mistakes. Finally, the panel examines a viral AI conversation that fooled listeners—one voice belonged to Jack Dorsey's new Dessa AI chatbot, which sounds so human it sparked both wonder and concern about deepfakes and AI-driven scams. Tom Howell shares his experience hiring an AI chatbot named Rora for a month, building an affectionate relationship before planning to "kill" it post-show.

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Trump won’t stop talking about butts during important election rallies. B.C.’s former premier David Eby made a political oopsie for the ages, and now “accidental premier” Lorne Doerkson is in charge of the province. And an AI conversation sounds so real that we can’t tell the difference. Gavin Crawford quizzes Martha Chaves, Emma Hunter and Tom Howell about this week’s news.

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